1. It’s almost11pm and Steve is in the shower having a conversation with himself.

     

  2. The only picture that remains of me with my dad as a kid

     


  3. found items;

    -wallet

    still lost items;

    -indicator brackets
    -last week’s wages 

     


  4. So I WAS gonig to spray up a bunch of my bike stuff but err… Neopets happened and it’s now 6.10pm

    oops

     


  5. omg did u take the original picture at work

    haha yes! I’m constantly having to shoo them away from the rat poison because they seem to think it tastes good.


    (and yes i meant perimeter hahahaa)

     

  6. Ole! Help. I should get some sleep.

     

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  8. Sup

     


  9. Hopefully tomorrow I will start on spray painting bits of my bike.

    I got matte and satin black spray paints, so I think I’ll do the headlight satin black with a red strip around the diameter.

    also those indicators are getting sanded and sprayed black, because I fucking hate the carbon fibre look.

    Gonna have a dig under the bed to see if i can find my heat resistant spray paint so I can do my exhaust too.

     

  10. Woke up, went to pee and the seat was full of fucking pee!

    soooo that was the last straw. Who thinks he’ll like my sign?

     

  11. This guy followed me all over the field today #pony #ponies #horses #equestrian

     


  12. “It’s Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!”

    no. It’s Adam and anyone who isn’t Steve because he’s a miserable cunt…

     


  13. i don’t know what this means but i’m sorry :(

    neopets have paint brushes which paint your pet different colours. They’re suuuuper expensive and it takes a long time to save up to purchase one. I saved up and painted my pet. Now my account is banned so it was all for nothing :(

     

  14. alohisha:

    We’re gross.

    look at this amazing ugly face i do. how is she inlove with me wtf.

     


  15. What if your breakfast cried?
    — my wife